Oct 24, 2005 

F.O.M.

F.O.M. was the misguided name of my first cheesy Christian band. The name stood for Fishers of Men and was taken, in a moment of "inspiration," from a fellow band-member's Christian t-shirt. The band was made up of myself and brothers Brad and Joey Wright. All three of us shared guitar, vocal, and song-writing duties, which is a bit silly but actually worked out all right since we usually wrote three different guitar parts and always wrote complicated harmonies and supporting melodies. Joey also played piano from time to time. On a couple of occasions my brother Jesse played bass for us (awesome!) and friends Tim or "Patty" played percussion. That was fun.

When we started F.O.M. Brad, Joey and I had all recently found a renewed love for and commitment to Christ and his mission so we naturally wanted to serve him with our musical skills. So a few weeks before I left for college for the first time we holed up in someone's living room for a few days and knocked out our first ten or so songs. A week later we went into the recording studio and got down the best live versions we could with the limited amount of studio time we could afford. A graphic design friend volunteered his efforts and we pumped out a couple hundred audio tapes just in time for our first gig (this was just prior the proliferation of c.d. recording). Amazingly enough, just before the first show we were interviewed on a Dallas alternative Christian radio show and had two of our songs played. (It helps when the emcee is your Younglife leader!) After our performance we were approached by someone in the audience and asked if for our second show we'd like to open up for Caedmon's Call. We were dumbfounded. Caedmon's was still an indie band on the (mostly Texas) college circuit and we were huge fans. So a few weeks later we opened up for them and got to go out to eat with the band afterwards. They were great to us. So F.O.M. was off and rolling...

Then not much at all happened--at least not in the way of a big discovery or anything. Though we did all end up at The University of Texas and were able to perform together around the state for the next few years. Sometimes I really miss it a lot (not the "Christian" band, but the gigging). It's such a sweet thing to make original music with really talented friends and get to share it with people. We had so much fun. I'll offer a few high- and low-lights just for the sake of reminiscence.

Once we did a show with friend and fraternity brother Brent Palmer (who, by the way, just performed at the Austin City Limits Festival a few weeks ago. Way to go Brent!) at Mozart's Coffee House on the lake in Austin. Well for some reason word spread and 300-400 people showed up. We were opening up for Brent. So after our routine and two songs into his set the manager at Mozart's came out to tell Brent that the large crowd exceeded fire codes and, what's more, had bought up ALL the coffee already. They had nothing left to serve! We were going to have to shut down early. Brent, who could have been upset at his loss of a chance to perform for so many, let a big smile break out on his face and ran over to us, slapping high-fives and yelling, "Dude. We shut the place down! Rock on, we shut the place down!"

Another time I was at a D.C. Talk concert during their "Jesus Freak" tour. I brought one of our (by this time very poor, mistake-ridden and outdated) tapes to the show with me, convinced that if I could get one into their hands we would be discovered. So during their encore, during their last song, "Jesus Freak," while the lead-singer is jumping around, I held our tape up in the air. And he grabbed it! And proceeded to sing the end of "Jesus Freak" while banging his head in the air and holding my tape up high in the air. Amazing. Everyone was like, "Cool, man. Way to go. They got your tape." I was so excited. It was probably only two or three weeks before I became very embarassed.

We once performed at Brad's Junior College in East Texas during lunch, in the lunchroom. (What was the name of that school?) I had to rent one of those 3-square-feet Ford cars to get there. I could barely fit myself and my gear in.
No one paid us any attention.

We got to perform at Jon Patillo's inaugural, and controversial due to the name, "Big Ass Pancake Party." Lots of nice Texas folks there. And lots and lots and lots of Texas-sized pancakes. I think we played with good friend Scott Krippel that night.

Our best and final show was at The Door in Deep Ellum, Dallas. A dear friend of ours, Traci Bryan, had recently been paralyzed in a car accident. So a bunch of musicians from our high school got together to throw a benefit concert for her and help raise money to purchase a wheel-chair accessible van. Our friends Shane and Shane were humble and kind enough to open the show, then F.O.M. played ( what was probably our best performance), and then friends Forty Days (for whom my brother was playing bass at the time) closed the show. That was a sweet and worthwhile way to go out. (And can you believe all of these guys graduated from the same high school, Lakeview Centennial in Garland, Texas [with the exception of Shane Barnard, who went to a high school down the street]?)

Anyhoo, what prompted this stroll down memory lane was my recent discovery of Joey Wright's newly updated website. He is the only F.O.M. member still playing regularly. I still write songs, and sometimes record them on my new iTalk, but I only perform for my wife and twins. So while looking on Joey's website I saw an old pic of F.O.M. during our performance that shut down Mozart's. And I had bleached white hair at the time, as the picture reminded me! I dyed it when as a leader I lost a bet to my Younglife group. I'd be interested to see if anyone else can find me with white hair.

So what do you think, Brad and Jo, how about an F.O.M. Reunion Tour?




Oct 19, 2005 

Lubbock's Lummox

Here's a funny post by an old friend of mine. John Dawson is a graduate of The University of Texas and a writer for World Magazine. The main reason I want to draw your attention to his post is so that you will click on his link to a weather report by Texas Tech coach Mike Leach making a Lubbock weather report. For the uninitiated, the BCS #2 Longhorns are playing the BCS #7 Red Raiders this weekend. In my opinion, this unbelievable video is proof enough that the Longhorns will most assuredly win.

 

Your (ff) BCS #1


The Daffodils

The chili cook-off wasn't my only championship last Saturday. I was also privileged to be a member of The Daffodils as we claimed our second consecutive Covenant Seminary flag football (ff) championship. This was my fourth and final year as a Daffodil. I'm the center, which is a lot more fun than it sounds b/c once I snap the ball I go out as a legal receiver and am often open for a catch here and there.

The core of The Daffodils survives from our team of first-year students back in 2002. We were newbies back then, and when asked by the graduating senior in charge of flag football what we wanted our name to be, we said, "Whatever. You pick one." The rest is history. The other teams had fiercer names than ours, but we ran with our humble name, picking yellow jerseys with green socks, and shouting "Flower Power!" before and after every game. In the past we've been best known for choosing not to practice like all the other teams and for having a lot more fun on the field. (We showed up with our faces painted like Braveheart's army for our inaugural game. And T.J. Wolters is still known for his freaky rush attack with rubber kitchen gloves on!) We won the championship for the first time last year and I'll admit that we were a bit more serious this year as we made a bid to defend our title.

In the final game we found our UT-like offense suddenly unable to move the ball, partly due to the pulled groin of our Vince Young-like quarterback, Stephen Mitchell. So we found ourselves down 14-12 with a minute-and-a-half left with no time-outs and a field to go. We made some big pass plays and got a yard from the end-zone with about ten seconds to go and the clock running. With four seconds left we snapped the ball and our QB scrambled around the left of the line and into the endzone for an 18-14 win with no time left! Awesome and Invigorating! There was some lame attempt on the part of the other team to pull out some rule from a former college flag football league about not being able to dive into the endzone for a score, blah, blah, blah. But alas! we had no such rule and the line-judge came in and squashed all dissent by affirming that the ball was well over the line before Stephen fell forward (off the ground or not) anyway, so the whining was irrelevant. I will admit that this complaint took most of the fun out of the win, though.


But no one can take away our championship.

On three...1-2-3-"Flower Power!"

Oct 17, 2005 

Champions of Chili



Last Saturday Brian Steadman and I won our church's annual Fall Harvest Party Traditional Chili-Cook-Off with our Longhorn Chili. Let me tell you why this is simultaneously funny and great: it was the first chili I've ever made in my life. (I can't remember whether or not Brian has made one in the past.) They've been holding this Cook-Off for years and here we neophytes go upsetting the traditional powerhouses. Like our pastor Jeff Meyers, who came in an ever-so-close-but-no-cigar-and-hey-it-sucks-to-be-you second place. He was not so happy about losing to his whipping boy seminary interns, especially when he found out it was our first attempt at chili-making. First words out of his mouth after hearing that he was runner-up: "Man, I can't believe I lost to you guys!" Remember, pastor, the last will be first, etc. And for the record, everyone, Jeff's chili was extremely good--lots and lots of natural chilis and stuff. Yep, a perfectly good second-place chili.

I sort of mixed a few different recipes together as an experiment because, you know, I know SO much about cooking chili. Well, I know what sounds good to me, so I picked and chose from the ingredients that sounded best. Here is what we ended up with:

Champion Longhorn Chili:

(measurements approximate)

3 lb sirloin boneless roast
2 lb ground chuck
0 oz of beans--this is a Texas chili. No freakin' beans, folks.
2 bottles of Shiner Bock beer
1/2 cup of Coca-Cola
1 cup Sour mash whiskey (I didn't get to use this, but wanted to)
4 medium onions chopped coarse
5 garlic cloves minced
2 cups of tomato sauce (I used ground tomatoes)
1 1/2 cup tomato paste
1 green bell pepper chopped
1 red bell pepper chopped
6 ancho peppers dried and chopped
6 green jalapeno peppers, somewhat seeded, and chopped
2 ts salt
1 ts ground black pepper
4-10 tb tabasco sauce (closer to 10 for all you non-Mid-Westerners)
1 tb cayenne pepper
1 tb chili powder
4 tb cumin
2 tb olive oil (or butter)

Cut sirloin into 1/4" cubes. Put oil into a large cast iron pot, heat on Med. High, add onion, garlic, sirloin and 1 Tb of cumin. As sirloin begins to brown, add chuck. When all meat is browned, add tomato products, beer, whiskey, Coca-Cola, chopped peppers, and spices. Cook on low heat for 45 minutes to 1 hour, covered and stirring often. Uncover and cook for 20-30 minutes more. Stir in remaining cumin.

For best results, refrigerate overnight to let flavors saturate. We only added the second beer as we reheated the next day. Another tip:
The sirloin didn't soak up the flavors as much as we would have liked, so it might be nice to prepare the sirloin another day in advance and marinate it in something appropriate (maybe the whiskey and some spices). So there it is. Give us props if you use it and win any contests! And Pastor Meyers, archive this and use it if you want to win when I'm gone next year.



Oct 13, 2005 

Religiocity

I have some very great news for all of you whether you yet recognize it as such or not. My friend, and one of my personal heroes, Matt Boulter, has begun the fine art of blogging. You can read his thoughts at Religiocity; Political Theology in the City. I'll also add a permanent link in the sidebar under friends. Matt's an amazing guy and a radical thinker from whom we could all learn tons. He graduated from Westminster Seminary in Philadelphia, then planted the multi-ethnic, bi-lingual Emanuel Presbyterian Church in East Austin, and is now a pastor at Christ the King Austin. (By the way, you can listen to some of his sermons on the CTK site.) So go read Matt and put some pressure on him to keep it up.

Oct 11, 2005 

Antiquarian Books

 

that old ache

In a previous post I attempted to explore the significance of nostalgia in our lives. Since there is nothing new under the sun, I wasn't that surprised to learn that C.S. Lewis had already made the connection that I tried to make, and made it better than I could ever have hoped to. He writes the following in his essay The Weight of Glory:

Apparently, then, our lifelong nostalgia, our longing to be reunited with something in the universe from which we now feel cut off, to be on the inside of some door which we have always seen from the outside, is no mere neurotic fancy, but the truest index of our situation. And to be at last summoned inside would be both glory and honour beyond all our merits and also the healing of that old ache.

Well said.

Oct 3, 2005 

Excerpt (from my projected first novel)

Peruse the beginning handful of pages from my first stab at a novel-length fictional account here. For those of you who don't know, I was an undergraduate English Literature major at The University of Texas and took as many creative writing courses as I could while there. At the same time as I was applying for seminary I applied to eight creative writing MFA programs. Denied by all! I thought I would relay this info up front so that you don't have overly high expectations as you go to read this story. Besides, I'm a masochist. I have no talent. I believe my liver is diseased.

My area of expertise (if you can call it that) is the short story; I've never tried my hand at a novel. But I took a class on Tolkien while here in seminary and was allowed to write the beginning of a novel for my final paper. So here it is. The main character is Glen Gorman, and I found him stimulating to my imagination. My aim was to express Gorman's unique character and ordeal in life, while reveling in the unparalleled ethos of Austin, Texas. It certainly was fun to write with the less-concentrated format of a novel in mind. It allows the writer to plant little seeds here and there at the beginning--themes you know to be extremely important later in the story--and not feel the need to accomplish everything immediately. To my mind, the novel is a pitcher of orange juice in the fridge while the short story is a can of frozen orange juice concentrate. (What does that make poetry? Got me.)

As I doubt that I'll have any time to continue this work for the foreseeable future I offer it here for what it is. Enjoy.